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I meant to post this last night. So it’s slightly…well yesterday’s news!  

word of the day: clairvoyant

Current Mood:       Angy Face!

Today, I opened my ‘scheduled recordings list’ on my DVR, hit ‘info’ on the remote, and do you know what I found? That Ugly Betty and Grey’s Anatomy would both be repeats tonight! No new episodes? Alright, now the writers have gone too far! Don’t they know what they’re doing to their loyal subjects? Tyrants! I say we take over the ABC studios while all the writers are gone! Here’s my fool-proof plan:

1) Infiltrate ABC building
2) Throw all remaining employees out on their asses.
3) Cancel Private Practice
4) Write Grey’s Anatomy episode that brings Addison back to Seattle, gets rid of Ava, and voids all Gizzie relationship-ness in one deliciously awesome episode.
5) Write Ugly Betty episode that gets rid of Henry, develops Gio’s character, and has cute Daniel/Betty moments.
6) Tie writers to chairs and demand that they tell us where the already taped episodes are, so we may review and edit them to my our pleasure.
7) Tell Shonda that she’s an idiot for starting Private Practice and throw muffins at her. (O how I miss my A-Team)
8 ) Laugh maniaclly

That’s all the farther I’ve gotten. If you have any ideas, please inform me about them. Unless they’re anti Addison/Alex or anti Daniel/Betty. If that’s the case, then get lost.
Next on the agenda: The spanking law. Massachusetts Rep. Jay Kaufman has introduced a bill (on behalf of a nurse) to ban spanking children to the state congress. It would outlaw a parent’s right to spank their own kids on the butt! Is this guy that stupid, or has he just lost his mind? First of all, I have never, in my life, met a parent that didn’t spank their kids. In fact, when he debated on the issue on the Fox News morning show Fox and Friends, the host, Gretchen Carlson, flat out asked Rep. Kaufman whether or not he spanked his own children. He carefully skirted around the issue and said he would not be dragged into finger pointing or accusations. Secondly, how in the world do they expect to enforce this? Put cameras in everybody’s homes? Child abuse is illegal all over the country, yet it contines to go on in homes! Just because they outlaw spanking, that doesn’t mean it will magically disappear. Earlier this year, the same idea was introduced to the California state legislature, and shot down. If they’re not even crazy enough to pass this law in California, what makes this guy think he could do it Massachusetts? Idiot.

So that’s been my day. Oh, and just so you know: I HATE SCHOOL! IT SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS! I WANNA GO TO COLLEGE ALREADY AND HAVE A FRESH START, YA KNOW? GRRRRR!!!!

And now you know! Cuz it’s mike’s super short show! haha