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Current Mood: Disdain for networks, boredom otherwise. too bored to bother with icons.
Current Music: With Me by Sum 41. CHUCK/BLAIR THEME SONG!!!! HUZAH!!!!!

This is my first post since the end of summer. I’m finally done mourning Willow Lake. I realized the harder I work right now, the more I’ll enjoy it next summer. So I’m done missing my blue pool water and grass covered in beach towels. My sunblock and detangler has been put away. I can get through the day without cheese sticks. Shocking, but true.

So now, it’s time to focus on fall-type things. Like my tv shows. Yes, premiere sweeps are over. But I can still rant.

Ugly Betty:
OMG. The whole Christina-murder-attempt thing had me on the edge of my seat. And then the ENDING!!!! o_o 
Dude Alexis was a beeyotch when she was still Alex!!!
And that whole Daniel Jr fiasco last week. That was so sad. I felt so bad for Daniel! (sr.) He finally manned up and then found out that he LIKED being a dad and what happens? His son gets torn away from him. WOW.
And ya know what occurred to me earlier today? Every girl that Daniel gets serious about breaks his heart into a thousand tiny pieces! Sophia, Renee, are you seeing a pattern???…but it’s ok. (not really. I want to gouge their eyes out.) That just means that when Daniel and Betty finally end up together, It’ll be that much better. He’ll never EVER cheat on her because he’ll know how lucky he is to have her. So there Detty haters. Whaddaya think about THAT???

Grey’s:
ATTN SHONDA RHYMES: I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT CALLIE AND ERICA’S LESBIAN LOVIN!!!! EVER!!!!
*ahem*
So who caught the McStizzie moments last week? I DID!!!! teehee. They will be so hott.
As a side note: Who else hates Alex this season? Cuz he is being a HUGE…sumthin lol.
And wow I feel so bad for Lexie with her whole George thing. I can totally relate. Seriously.

Eli Stone:
Why do I have a feeling I’m going to have to hate Katie Holmes’ character? It’s just a hunch drawn from the previews, but I have a gut feeling that it’s not going to be pretty for Eli/Maggie for a while. Although, perhaps this new girl in Eli’s life will make Maggie jealous and then Katie’s character and Evil Fiancee can get together. That would be ok.
O yeah: I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT TAYLOR AND MATT GOT TOGETHER OFF SCREEN!!!! WTF?!?!?!?!?!?

CSI: NY
I have only one thing to say:
WHERE THE HECK ARE THE NEW EPISODES?!?!?!?!?!

Ok, that’s all for now. More…Thursday maybe? Friday? idk. Whenever I feel like it! BWAHAHA!!!!

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6/03/08

Current Mood: Bored and HATING FINALS!!!!

Current Music: Summertime by Kenny Chesney

 Well it\'s true

 

With all these season finales, I am tempted to throw a fit.

That’s right. I, a near-adult, want to throw a temper tantrum like no 2 year-old has ever seen.  Things were just getting good! Drama was happening! Pairings were being alluded to! It was fabulous! And they went and ended it all just because it was ‘finale time’. Retards. That’s ok though. Because now there can be a whole bunch of speculation for NEXT season! YAY!

So here is my wish list for next season:

 

Grey’s:

A ring for Meredith

Someone for Izzie and McSteamy (Preferably each other)

Less on-screen lesbian macking.

It was inevitable

 

Ugly Betty:

WAY MORE Daniel/Betty moments

For Henry to finally pack up his baby mama and all her drama and JUST FREAKIN LEAVE ALREADY!!!!!

*ahem*

For Wilhelmina to spontaneously combust so the Meade Clan plus Betty can dance around her flaming ashes singing “Ding-dong the witch is dead!”…maybe that could fall under the Daniel/Betty moments thing????

 they totally are

Eli Stone:

Less angst for Eli and Maggie, more cuteness

For Taylor and what’s his face…Mark I think…to get it together already…or at least be secret sex-buddies….that would be fun. Lol.

O yeah: For Eli to wake up and be ok and still have visions ‘cause they ARE from God, not the aneurysm.

 It WILL happen!

Numb3rs:

For Megan to come back (not that it’ll happen)

For Charlie to somehow get his security clearance back so he can continue his work for the FBI because: HELLO that was the ENTIRE PREMISE OF THE SHOW!!!!!!

*wheeze, wheeze* I’m Ok

For Charlie to just propose to Amita already. Her parents freaking LOVE him!

For Liz and Colby to end up together because they are WAY cute.

 SO HOTT

House:

To have it revealed that House and Cameron have been sleeping together this whole time. I say this only because of the ‘syphilis’ ordeal wherein Wilson noted that House WAS in fact screwing somebody and Cameron acted oddly when questioned about sleeping with House at all. Coincidence? I think NOT!!!!

For Wilson not to hate House’s guts just because of his actions causing the death of Wilson’s (possibly) one true love.

For more Thirteen-is-bi jokes. Because “I think I dated that nurse…nope. False alarm.” Was freaking hysterical!

HOTTTTT!!!!!

 

CSI: NY:

Mac to be OK.

For Danny and Lindsey to still be together ‘cause they are ADORABLE AND WE WAITED SO FREAKIN LONG FOR THEM TO BE TOGETHER AND THEY’RE SO IN LOVE!!!!

*RUNS AROUND ROOM SCREAMING “IT’S JUST NOT FAAAAAIR!!!!!!*

*ahem* where was I? O yeah.

Someone for Stella. Adam perhaps? I think he has a teeny lil crush on her.

So basically: NO LIMPING OR GIMPING OR AWKWARDNESS IN THE CRIME LAB!!!! GOT THAT?

 NY icon!!! O snap!

Psych:

I am officially kidnapping Shawn Spencer and holding him hostage in an undisclosed location in the Caribbean where he will feed me pineapple chunks until my Psych demands are met! They are:

 

1)      Shawn/Juliet moments! There were almost NONE last season!

2)      Cranky!Lassie. He’s been WAY too nice lately…especially to Jules.

3)      The Chief’s daughter to run amok in the station because it’d be HYSTERICAL!!!

4)      Info on Shawn’s mom and why she left in the first place.

5)      O yeah. Some Starbucks for me and Shawn here.

 

 A classic Psych moment

 

Alright that’s it. I’m done. I’ve officially worn out my wish list welcome I think soooo sorry but I needed to get that off my chest. I feel better now. Thank you for listening.

Word of the Day: Adjuvant: Serving to aid or contribute; auxillary.

Current Mood: Slightly ticked by the fact that my leggings are tight on my tummy

Current Music: With Me by Sum 41

Icon of the Day:

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So this is the part of the show where I start a daily update of my Writer’s Strike misery, yes? Alright, if you insist!

            Day 86. *Bangs head on keyboard*

As much as I support the Writer’s Guild, and what they’re trying to do, this strike is getting old pretty fast. Nearly all my shows have been taken prisoner by these not-so-evil people! Psych, NUMB3RS, and Boston Legal are my only sanctum sanctorum as of now. Ugly Betty was finally captured Thursday night, and in true UB fashion, they ended with Betty and Henry singing/rapping ‘It Takes Two’ by Rob Base & DJ E-Z Rock. A subtle message to the AMPTP perhaps? I’d like to think so.

OMG   

HEY WAIT! TONIGHT HOUSE COMES BACK!!! HUZAH HUZAH HUZAH!!!!!!! *DOES A CRAZY HAPPY INSANE CAFFINATED HOUSE HAMERON DANCE!!!!!!!* Alright, I’m done.

h/c

So, since you’re probably tired of reading my TV rants, how about this? While searching the web for knock-offs of the Gossip Girl wardrobe (Because I am completely envious of everything Blair and Serena wear on that show.), I stumbled upon this awesome site!

http://www.thisnext.com or http://www.thisnext.com/by/Miss-Attitude/profile/ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Basically you the viewer, uh, consumer, can recommend any product you so choose and tell people where to get it! Or, you can check out what new, exciting things other people have found! For instance: Those tri-color boots Blair wore with her red tights in Hi, Society? $48. This site is-Dare I say it? A-M-A-zing! (Thank Will and Grace for that one) I recently recommended the only sunscreen I’ve found that keeps me sunburn-free. And that’s kind of hard what with 30+ hours in the sun every week, and pale skin. So go ahead, be adjuvant to your fellow man! And friend me! Yeah, do that!

“Dude, these are my people! Dreamers, thinkers, artists, guys dressed as toast!”
~Shawn Spencer~

 

Word of the Day:  Hameron (House/Cameron for you oblivious people)

Current Mood: tired, slightly pissed off 

 Alright, am I the only one that’s noticed all the tv show writers have gone totally away from canon? *looks around*

Seriously! Think about it:

Grey’s Anatomy: Meredith and Derek broke up. Wierd enough. But then Izzie and George? Seriously?!? No one even thought about them until it started and then everybody’s Gizzie this and Gizzie that. Uh Hello? 2 weeks ago you wanted her with either McSteamy or Alex. Suddenly pathetic weakling still an intern George is so wonderful? Dude.

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 House M.D.: First, everyone on his team leaves. Bad enough right there. I was bawling my eyes out. Then he sees Chase. YAY! Then it happens: He finds Cameron in the ER! She’s been there for 3 WEEKS!!! I screamed with fangirl glee and skipped around the room and my dad yelled at me. There was hope for House/Cameron yet! We all knew they were meant to be! There were some super cute moments for them. Then it happened: Last night, he fired Amber and 13, and kept Kutner and Taub. (YAY!) But then he re-hires 13! WTF? Is it not completely obvious she’s just a cheap imitation of Cameron? The vicodin has clearly gone to House’s brain. 13 is…how I imagined House and Cameron’s grown daughter lol. But she would be less bitter. And not drink de-caf.

WTF?

Ugly Betty: Ok, they gave us some GREAT Daniel/Betty moments last week so I’ll forgive them for their previous Walter-based stupidity.  And Henry. Sort of. Alright no, I’m totally holding a grudge against Henry. He sucks. Oh well.

I Got You Babe!

NUMB3RS: Holy crap! How could Don and Liz break up? They’re…Don and Liz! He said, and I quote: “No! I’m crazy about you!” Ok, anyone that can get Don Eppes to literally say he’s crazy about her, should be freakin expectin a diamond ring! And then it’s all ‘maybe it’s just the adrenaline.’ GRRRR!!!!

Well that’s all for now. I might lose my mind if I keep going. Just thought I might want to point that out. I say we all take over the networks and get things back to canon! And install Starbucks on every floor! WHO’S WITH ME?!?!?!