Insipid Commentary From A Clueless Dreamer

6/03/08

Current Mood: Bored and HATING FINALS!!!!

Current Music: Summertime by Kenny Chesney

With all these season finales, I am tempted to throw a fit.

That’s right. I, a near-adult, want to throw a temper tantrum like no 2 year-old has ever seen.  Things were just getting good! Drama was happening! Pairings were being alluded to! It was fabulous! And they went and ended it all just because it was ‘finale time’. Retards. That’s ok though. Because now there can be a whole bunch of speculation for NEXT season! YAY!

So here is my wish list for next season:

Grey’s:

A ring for Meredith

Someone for Izzie and McSteamy (Preferably each other)

Less on-screen lesbian macking.

Ugly Betty:

WAY MORE Daniel/Betty moments

For Henry to finally pack up his baby mama and all her drama and JUST FREAKIN LEAVE ALREADY!!!!!

*ahem*

For Wilhelmina to spontaneously combust so the Meade Clan plus Betty can dance around her flaming ashes singing “Ding-dong the witch is dead!”…maybe that could fall under the Daniel/Betty moments thing????

Eli Stone:

Less angst for Eli and Maggie, more cuteness

For Taylor and what’s his face…Mark I think…to get it together already…or at least be secret sex-buddies….that would be fun. Lol.

O yeah: For Eli to wake up and be ok and still have visions ‘cause they ARE from God, not the aneurysm.

Numb3rs:

For Megan to come back (not that it’ll happen)

For Charlie to somehow get his security clearance back so he can continue his work for the FBI because: HELLO that was the ENTIRE PREMISE OF THE SHOW!!!!!!

*wheeze, wheeze* I’m Ok

For Charlie to just propose to Amita already. Her parents freaking LOVE him!

For Liz and Colby to end up together because they are WAY cute.

House:

To have it revealed that House and Cameron have been sleeping together this whole time. I say this only because of the ‘syphilis’ ordeal wherein Wilson noted that House WAS in fact screwing somebody and Cameron acted oddly when questioned about sleeping with House at all. Coincidence? I think NOT!!!!

For Wilson not to hate House’s guts just because of his actions causing the death of Wilson’s (possibly) one true love.

For more Thirteen-is-bi jokes. Because “I think I dated that nurse…nope. False alarm.” Was freaking hysterical!

CSI: NY:

Mac to be OK.

For Danny and Lindsey to still be together ‘cause they are ADORABLE AND WE WAITED SO FREAKIN LONG FOR THEM TO BE TOGETHER AND THEY’RE SO IN LOVE!!!!

*RUNS AROUND ROOM SCREAMING “IT’S JUST NOT FAAAAAIR!!!!!!*

*ahem* where was I? O yeah.

Someone for Stella. Adam perhaps? I think he has a teeny lil crush on her.

So basically: NO LIMPING OR GIMPING OR AWKWARDNESS IN THE CRIME LAB!!!! GOT THAT?

Psych:

I am officially kidnapping Shawn Spencer and holding him hostage in an undisclosed location in the Caribbean where he will feed me pineapple chunks until my Psych demands are met! They are:

1)      Shawn/Juliet moments! There were almost NONE last season!

2)      Cranky!Lassie. He’s been WAY too nice lately…especially to Jules.

3)      The Chief’s daughter to run amok in the station because it’d be HYSTERICAL!!!

4)      Info on Shawn’s mom and why she left in the first place.

5)      O yeah. Some Starbucks for me and Shawn here.

Alright that’s it. I’m done. I’ve officially worn out my wish list welcome I think soooo sorry but I needed to get that off my chest. I feel better now. Thank you for listening.