Insipid Commentary From A Clueless Dreamer

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Current Mood: Confuzzled
Current Music: Soak up the Sun by Sheryl Crow

So I’m getting ready to send my acceptance fee into Ohio State and I’m wondering: Why am I being fined for the fact that they want me at their school? That’s dumb. Especially since I had to plunk down $40 just to apply! 

Who knew being smart was so expensive??? Life would be so much easier (and cheaper) if I could’ve just been a dumb blonde. Seriously. I’m tall. I’m in shape. I’m one augmentation away from being a Playboy Bunny! I’m sure Pamela Anderson makes a heck of alot more money than I will in politics. Why God? Why did you have to give me a brain??? (Just kidding, God. I know you’ve got a plan 😀 )

Hmm…maybe I could be a WWE Diva….Those outfits they wear ARE really cute….and I’d get to hang out with John Cena…and John Morrison….*sigh*….ahem. Moving on.

Basically, if I could just be exactly what stupid, stereotyping, judgemental people think of me, I’d be a freakin millionaire!  But what’s that to a job I love???

PS: 29 Days til Summer!!!!

I CAN'T FREAKIN WAIT!!!

 

Current Mood: Pumped for wrestling
Current Music: My Time is Now – John Cena’s theme song

As I sit here and admire The Undertaker’s extreme athleticism, I cannot help but get excited about Sunday night. A huge WWE event will be on Pay Per View this Sunday: NO WAY OUT!!!! Me and my bestiest friend Mikayla are goin splitsies on the pay per view charges, and I’m totally psyched!!!

I also keep reminding myself of my theory: That the Bella Twins are ditzes.

See, The Miz and Morrison fought Primo and Carlito for a date with the Bella Twins on Valentine’s Day.

So, now I have a dillema: Do I cheer for my future husband, John Morrison, or do I hope he loses so he doesn’t get a date with those skanky twins??? And I came up with a marvelous theory:

I cheer for me and Mikayla’s men, and hope they DO get dates with those retards! Because then, The Miz and Morrison will see that those girls are complete retards. And when they meet me and Mikayla, they will be even more appreciative of our complete and utter awesomeness! Yes, I think that is a serious possibility.

And besides that, who cares about evil Valentine’s Day anyways? It’s a stupid day. It sucks really. The only good thing about it  is the mass amounts of candy and chocolate.  Stupid day that makes me feel bad. It’s ok though. Because I’ve got Mikayla and Karley. They are my valentines this year. In the words of Miz and Morrison: BE JEALOUS!!!!